
Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
( , Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Because I'm sitting here seething inside at all these boring bloody students banging on about vegetables, politics and the environment, how the biggest hypocrite of all is the corrupt capitalist system, "Maggie stole my milk" and all the crusty old hemp-shirted, Levellers-soundtracked, weed smoking, cycle riding, plane avoiding rest of a chasm of self-righteous QoTW answers.
Sitting here, that is, being paid a generous salary to occupy a plush office with a comfy chair - perks of a job I only got because of my three years smoking weed, cycling and railing against capitalism at university.
I genuinely don't know whether I am more disappointed in my current self or the young me. Looks like more coke and hookers needed tonight to drown out the nagging voices.
( , Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:24, 1 reply)

I thought about what would happen if I time traveled and met my seventeen-year-old self. I imagine we'd both want to kick three shades of shit out of the other for various reasons. Not sure who'd win...
( , Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:29, closed)
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