HypocrisyOverheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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In a shop todayI considerately dropped a sneaky silent one for the other customers to enjoy, then slunk nonchalantly away to another area of the shop to avoid blame.
However over here I encountered someone who literally couldn't have showered for a month; it was awful. I was thinking about how terrible this stench was when it occurred to me that people over there were still looking distinctly uncomfortable in the pocket of brimstone I'd just deposited.
Ho hum.
Epilogue: Smelly man then wandered over to the scene of my crime, before leaving again very quickly. Bwahahahaha.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
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