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Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Kinda true..
I was going to write a really nice post about how your female peers change as they got older.

But after recent experiences and really f*cked up point in my life, I'm going to say: Be happy that they like the arseholes, because as soon as they don't like the arseholes they will be looking at the 'nice guy' for babies!
Yes, you!

Actually, that's not strictly true. In my experience, anywhere between the age of 19 and 23/24ish is brilliant. Past the 'I like c*nts' stage and before the 'I wanna baby before it's too late and my ovaries dry up it's ok for you you can still keep producing sperm in to your 60's and if you don't want one right now then when? All of my friends have had at least one and one is having IVF because she's in her mid thirties and can't do it naturally anymore and I don't want to have to do that can I come off the pill can we have a child we have a spare room you'd be a great dad you have to stop spunking your money on booze and fishing gear if we're to be together...'

Lack of punctuation deliberate.

Don't be the nice guy, they just want to have babies with you.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:52, Reply)

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