
Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
( , Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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As much as I don't want to do this as it will seriously dent my reputation, I need to call in a quote from Sex and the City:
"Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing!"
/does not own the boxset and the movie. Honest.
( , Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:38, Reply)
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