let's send them loads
of Shepherd's Pie but label it as coq au vin.

I hate French cooking, Rick Stein winds me the fecking hell up always going on about it. His other stuff is fine but for feck's sake Rick, you're English, leave them to fester in their pates and hideously flavoured sauces designed to cover up the fact that every piece of meat they eat is horse.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:01, Reply)