Birds n Bees

Show a class of kids a dvd of animals fucking - its educational.

Show the same class of kids a Red Hot Dutch dvd - its criminal.

(Personally, I've learned shitloads through watching porn. Especially how not to decorate a bedroom - have you seen some of the wallpaper in those movies, not to mention the dodgy lampshades and lava lamps???)
( SpankyHanky, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06, 5 replies)

Blimey...!

Sounds like you need to update your Pr0n collection!

Strange thing is, I had presumed that you of all people would have your finger on the pulse at the veritable cutting edge of ultra modern filth and depravity related media action.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, closed)

What can I say
I like the classics.

Red Hot Dutch is like the Jane Austen of porn.

Classy... But with dodgy clothes.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:13, closed)

Deft wit and social commentary?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:26, closed)

Especially
the cum shots...

and Red Hot Dutch isn't bad either.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:40, closed)

Decorate the bedroom, fnarr!
When I first got teh Interweb and "satisfied my curiosity", I always had a vision of my Mum pursing her lips.

Not at the athletics itself, but at the fact that various fluids were copiously hosed over the soft furnishings. I can just hear her now:

"Not on a suede sofa, you'll never get the marks out!"

Or possibly:

"God, the mucky sods, I don't envy the chambermaid."
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:08, closed)