Yep...
Boyf sets alarm for... ooh, 5am. Puts phone (with alarm) on my side of the bed because that's where the plug is.

Alarm goes off, I wake up, shove him, snooze it, go back to sleep. Ten mins later, repeat of the same. Ten mins later, hit him, give him phone and back to sleep. At 7.30 when I need to get up my alarm goes off, I get up, wake up sleeping fella, and then get the tirade of "oh GOD I'm so late, why did you let me sleep in????"

And would you like me to wipe your arse for you after you shit, too honey?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:57, 1 reply)

Yes, please.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:33, closed)