HypocrisyOverheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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My missus has said the most terrible word recentlyIkea.
Fuckinghell!!! Noooooo!!!
If she wants to get cushions I may have to kill her. Cushions have no fucking purpose at all, except for tripping me up when I get off the sofa after I've chucked them on the floor. Deathtraps, those damn things.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:36,
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I feel your painI'm going there on the way back from London on Tuesday. I'm not sure what my Mrs thinks we need...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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By laweveryone who goes in there with their girlfriend/wife/whatever HAS to buy a bag of 85,000,000 tea lights.
These then have to be put in a cupboard for five years, and then thrown away, just in time for the next visit to Ikea.
One of life's mysteries
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:33,
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