
Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
( , Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Regularly tells me I am little bit overweight, that I should drink less and do more exercise.
He is 5'8, 18 stone and always smells of cigarettes. He also drinks in my local and it is not uncommon to see him drink in excess of 6 or 7 pints in an evening. The most exercise he gets is the 100m waddle to his office from the car park every morning.
Hypocritical? He has to be, he took the oath and everything!
( , Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:39, 3 replies)

no-one's cracked the 'Hippocratical' one before.
Not bad
( , Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:00, closed)
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