I see this a lot on trains
You wait where the door will be when the train arrives. Some old bint then tries to push past you to get to the door first.

Now I take it that if you push me, the rules are I can push back. So I do. Just enough to prevent them jumping in front of me.

They usually complain about "Haven't you heard of ladies first?", which I love, as I can use the "It only applies to ladies" reply.

Chaps do it as well, but generally don't complain and take a rebuttal much better then women.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)