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Do you have a limitless interesting story repository or something?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:06, 2 replies)

Nah
I've just got an incredibly boring deskjob at the moment, coupled with the attention span of a common or garden newt.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:14, closed)

Hmm...
Does this mean that you're gonna run outta stories at some point?

It's a common occurrence, new poster appears, blitzes a few QOTW's, goes mental, vanishes.
( Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:17, closed)

Apparently I've got a shitload of funnies to tell...
That's what my mates say, anyway - and I've known some of them for twenty-odd years and still come out with shit to make um snort beer out their nostrils.

It depends on when or if I get a new sales job where I'm out and about, meeting the public, sucking off lorry drivers, stealing children from unsuspecting parents, that sort of thing. Then I won't be able to sit and type shit on here all day.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:25, closed)

If he does, is there any chance he could post one of them?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:55, closed)

because you're just chock full of amusing and interesting stories aren't you
you daft bint.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, closed)