Headache
HER: "Not tonight, darling. I've got a cracking headache."

- Fair enough, would you like a cuppa or a hot water bottle??? -

ME: "Not tonight, sweetheart. I've got a banging headache."

"DON'T YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE ANYMORE??? ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT??? ARE YOU FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE???"
( SpankyHanky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:17, 5 replies)

You should consider alcoholism
"Sorry love, brewers droop, dont you know? I've been on the gargle all day"
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:27, closed)

That
Reminds me of that website where the guy goes on about his crazy German wife. Wasn't there a film made of that??
(McChinaman banned, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, closed)

Hehe...

Unfortunately, in my house, it's more like:

HER: "Not tonight, darling. I've got a cracking headache."

- Fair enough, would you like a cuppa or a hot water bottle??? -

ME: "Not tonight, sweetheart. I've got a banging headache."

HER: "Thank fuck for that!...zzzzzzzzzzzz"

I still can't get over how prolific you are, Spanky. Truly you are Coventry's 2nd greatest asset (The first being the FA Cup winning team of '87 I'm sure you'll agree)
I feel like going to the bugs and feature suggestions and requesting that all your posts are clicked automatically...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, closed)

Thanks, mate.
You are making me go hard with pride.

I was there, you know, back in the old days when Cov City were decent when I was twelve. I missed every fucking goal though. Every single fucking goal. When Keith Houchen bullet-headered the ball into the net, I was too busy looking down the top of the woman in the seat infront... The crowd went MENTAL while I was quietly salivating...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:31, closed)

Spanky..
everything you say, and I mean EVERYTHING makes me want to click.

So have a click, you magnificent bastard.

Oh, and the norks were worth it - that sort of thing stays with you for life.
(Gazebo will eat you on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:35, closed)