Apology accepted...
...don't worry about it too much. You're bound to (accidentally) offend someone sooner or later; even if you only post lolcats, or the same picture of Hulk Hogan attacking NYC in response to EVERY IMAGE CHALLENGE EVER. Anyway, I enjoy occasionally having my viewpoint challenged.

edit: On careful rereading of your post, I think I see your points now (nae sniggering at the back): A/ You're hardly going to get phenomenal advice in a magasine with a circulation of about 12, telling you anything other than what is common sense. B/ There is slight irony in the combination of subject matter and vendor - a bit like a fat bloke selling diet tips, clearly too little too late.

Do I understand now?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:07, Reply)