My dad once had to bar a famous English pianist, songwriter and television presenter from his corner shop.
Apparently the former presenter of daytime ITV game show, Sounds Like Music(1989-1991) was an inveterate shoplifter.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:44, 6 replies)

This always makes me smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKF4HfwSsm0

Mildly NSFW for bikinis
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:49, closed)

seaside special!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:54, closed)

Every bit as awful now as it was in retrospect

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:56, closed)

oh, come on. that was a friday night highlight.
your dad would have one too many double diamonds and your mum would go to bed early on account of the 'shouting'*

*no idea, my parents were violent alcoholololics
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:59, closed)

The shouting and acohol fuelled violence is bad enough...
...but they made you watch Seaside Special?

The bastards.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:06, closed)

It's good to see that he's professional enough not to let all those ladies put him off.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:56, closed)