erm...
those twins from funhouse
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, 2 replies)

'Er from NCIS.
Pauley Perette, otherwise known as the crazy goth girl from NCIS.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauley_perette
I don't care that she's 15 years my senior. Gothic ladies like it up the wrong'un. Well known fact.

The determined googler might find certain images of her with her baps out, were he of a perverted nature and devious mind.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, 9 replies)

Internet cunt Rob Manuel

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:35, 2 replies)

Not my type at all
But I find Tilda Swinton extremely attractive.

My perfect woman is brunette with great curves. Weird innit?
(BinDipper, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:34, 4 replies)

Susanna Reid
Crumpet for breakfast? Phwoooar, yes please!

(Although now I've done a search she seems to be rather popular, so probably top of quite a few people's lists).
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, 1 reply)

Alice Glass from Crystal Castles
I can see why people wouldn't; you can get some really picky folk out there.
Seriously though, she's fucking hotness.

www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Crystal+Castles+alice+glass.jpg
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:32, 2 replies)

ed 'stewpot' stewart, from the crackerjack years.
these days? david essex.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:27, 1 reply)

There's a teensy problem with this.
Specifically, a massive age gap. She's old enough to be my Grandma. But it's that voice, and way back when, those dungarees. I don't know why, I just happen to like posh birds. Oh sod it, enough beating round the bush.

It's Felicity Kendal.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:24, 5 replies)

Oh, and Tripitaka from Monkey
Not that iffy really, but I was so terribly relieved when I found out that she really was a woman after all.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:22, 6 replies)

When I say Keira Knightley, a lot of women go right off on one about, of all things, her teeth.
Mrs Vagabond goes right spastic about it.

Men tend to do the righteous "Oh she's too thin" bollocks, like they wouldn't.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:21, 8 replies)

I had my car clamped, towed away and taken to the compacter.
Only a foot or so of it was on a double yellow.
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:21, 7 replies)

Bjork
even now she's in her 40s, I definitely would.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:20, 2 replies)

Lisa Tarbuck
As long as she doesn't smile when i am on the vinegar strokes and make me think of her dad Jimmy.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:19, 2 replies)

Slightly iffy newsreader crush



Old enough to be my mum, but I'd still like to push her around the carpet a bit.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:19, 8 replies)

Sarah Beeny
Her off of Property Ladder. She could flog my semi anytime.

My other half hates her various foibles (such as being knocked up in 95% of everything she has ever appeared in, THAT denim jacket and her headmistress-like patronizing tone she uses with the frankly stupid developers on her show)... but those boobs are just huge.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:18, 6 replies)

Steve Jobs
I like 'em stiff

Phwoooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:18, 1 reply)

When I was a kid...
Commander Makara from Star Fleet.

No idea why... O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, 2 replies)

Ruby Wax
Something about her has given me the horn for years..cant work out whether its how wide her mouth is or whether its her close together eyes
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, 2 replies)

The Queen.
Guarantees an instant win in any argument; "Yeah? Well I fucked the Queen."

Note: Not Queen, or a queen. They're easier.
( gone, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, 2 replies)

Hmm
Blythe Danner? She was in "Paul". She's pushing seventy... but still...

Victoria Coren. (Chorus of voices saying "I would too", probably, but I get the feeling she's a love-her-or-hate-her type)

Sue Perkins. Yes, I *know* she bats for the other team. But the specs and the hair and the brains and the eyes and the waste, the waste, the waste that no man will ever... :-(
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:12, 5 replies)

Arcee from the real Transformers movie.
Not the Michael Bay childhood rapers.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

It's been Drew Barrymore since I saw E.T. when I was 5.
I've grown up with it. Remember her rebel stage in the 90s when she had the short hair, admitted she was a druggie, had all the tats? That was the peak.

Either her or Sabine Schmitz. But she's probly on everybody's list.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

The rabbit
from the Cadbury's Caramel advert. She gave me trembly knees and a stiffy.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:10, 3 replies)

Yeah, what of it?


She looks like a diseased horse who'd give me hepatitus A through Z and the ones we've run out of letters for, her bed would probably be turned down as unhealthy by the most desperate of homeless people and I'd have to remove the previous occupants condoms before I could lay down, I expect she'd be drunk out of her skull and I'd have to hold her hair back while she threw up before we got get down to it and I am probably going to regret saying this forever.


Tracey Emin.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, 7 replies)

Maid Marian from Disney's Robin Hood.
Oh... IFFY crushes? I thought it said... never mind.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:06, 3 replies)

6th?
6 - 1.. Let me think on this one.
(SkoaL, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

K9

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, 10 replies)

Might as well get it out the way.
Your mum.

Yes, YOURS.
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

1st
PJ Harvey - always fancied her. and she's my celebrity shag the wife would let me have!
edit - not 1st.
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:58, 4 replies)

1st?

(How soon is now?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, 2 replies)