I've been working at a pharmacy for 14 months now
but today a man complained bitterly that I "must be new at it" because I didn't know where the "Hackets" were despite his description of "they're like sweets, that you suck, for sore throats".
When I gestured towards our products of that nature he triumpantly picked up two packets of Lockets and almost shouted "see? HACKETS!"

I hope he chokes, the cunt.
( Malchick, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 20:17, Reply)