Doesn't stand a chance
You know when you see a kid and you just feel sorry for them because you know the snotty brat is going to end up Chav because of their half-wit, special brew drinking single parent? Yeah, this is one of them.

I'm in Sainsbury's and I'm just queueing up to pay. All of a sudden, said kid (who was a 3-4ish looking girl) picks up a novel from a shelf, as kids do being exited by something as simple as a supermarket. The ugly, fat mum then turns around and shouts in her chavish tones:

"Oi! That's not a video, that's a book! Stop picking up rubbish!"

...and completely ruins the child's curiosity for life.
(dirty gypsy, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 18:11, Reply)