a few more
From my stepsister:
"I don't like donuts. Oops, I mean hot dogs. I always get them mixed up."
"It smells like leather in here" (we were in a leather shop)

My sister:
She was at an amusement park, and the employees there have where they're from printed on their name tags.She comes by one employee from Hungary. "It says that this guy's hungry. Maybe he should get some food."

Trying to explain to my parent's what's wrong with my computer:

Me: The modem's dead, and the insides are just a bunch of piece/parts thrown together.

a few months later, computer still dead...

Mom: Did you know that your computer is just a bunch of random parts thrown together? And the modem doesn't work.
Me: Yeah...
(pk, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 18:09, Reply)