She's not even blonde
A friend from Uni once asked how torpedos work, because surely the fuse must go out under water? After we explained that they worked because of electricity she complained that it wouldn't work because 'electricity and water don't mix'. So we told her that you made them waterproof by stretching a condom over them and tying the end up with string, she realised we were taking the piss and shut up after that.
(lankymike, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 18:36, Reply)