This is true
I used to work in a holiday resort in wales (yes apparently they do exist) so we get are fair share of less-than-intelligent tourists. the best one though has to be the backpacker type woman who came into the shop i was working in at the time, walked up to the counter and calmly asked "where am i?"
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 11:46, Reply)