Weekly world news
Circa 1995, crappy spoof newspaper called Weekly World News, bought it for a laugh. Now this chick i worked with was ya typical blonde. Cue me:
I show her the front cover,there on the cover a fine Photoshop of the wee beastie, prone on "a beach in Loch Ness", lies Nessie, Dead!

me: Check this out
her: what
me: They found the loch ness monster dead
her; have they?
me yeah look at the picture
her: (starting to cry) thats so sad, is he really dead, what are they going to do with his body, have a funeral?

At this point I tell her its fake, she then replies, but look the picture, its real.

She was promoted, and i got fired for using company assets to promote my own business!!
(SkinnyBoy, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 18:34, Reply)