Gerbils
My cousin Barry used to keep gerbils and give them the names of 1980s cartonn characters.

I distinctly remember the bad habit of one who would repeatedly nibble at newspaper pages containing the personal sale items section that he named Inspector Gadget.

The habit itself was an I.G. gnawed ad vice.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:03, 4 replies)

This pun has possibly the worst Effort Taken:Actual Humour ratio of any QOTW Piss Poor Pun ever.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:36, closed)

I agree
Just killing time while finishing a particularly sticky rioja shit.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:48, closed)

I dunno, there's some stiff competition.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:51, closed)

^ this
and mine take some beating
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:50, closed)