Is 'vaccum' related in any way to 'vacuum'? Perhaps the brand name for a vacuum intended specifically to suck up cum? In this case, somewhat worryingly, out of noses? Enquiring minds need to know.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:31, 1 reply)

don't be a nob, mate.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:38, closed)

That ship has long since sailed.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:41, closed)

Hit an iceberg, sank & crushed an octopus when it settled on the sea-floor.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:14, closed)

Actually, it was a squid.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:42, closed)