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What wholesome advice have you ignored, to your own downfall?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:01)
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On the eve of my first date, at the tender age of 14, my father gave me a single line of advice
"Always pull her chair out for her," he said with a lascivious wink.

My mind swimming with the heady dreams of sticking my tongue down her throat, I set off to her house to pick up my poor teenage victim. We went to the bus stop, we took a bus ride together, we alighted in town, both stiff with nervous excite and anticipation.

We went to a cinema. Then a McDonalds. Then the bus home. Every single seat we sat on was bonded to the floor. I didn't get my tongue down her throat, or my hand up her top. Thanks for nothing, Dad.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:17, 3 replies)
You skipped the part in the dungeon.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:53, closed)
the chairs were bolted down there too.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:04, closed)
actually what you dad said was
Pull her chair out from under her.
It's much more effective.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:16, closed)

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