Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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MarmiteOne afternoon, when i was a small lad, i was hunting round the kitchen for something to eat, as you do when your a small lad. Anyway i spot a jar of Marmite in the cupboard and begin to spread it on some bread.. my mum takes a look and says "You only need a little bit of that on" i say to her "there is no rationing anymore" she says "ok then" I continue to spread tons and tons and tons of marmite on the bread.
I get to my room, take one bite, and throw it in the bin.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:41, Reply)
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