Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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When I were a lad....My brother owned a shiny green raleigh Striker. I had only just learned to ride a bike and wsa keen to set off to my mates on this green mean machine, "don't forget" says bro, "you have to peddle backwards for the back brake and make sure you do back brake first, otherwise you'll fly over the handle bars" I was yeah, whatever give me the bike. my friends lived on a steep hill and on approaching the house I pulled on the brake and flew over the handle bars down the road on my face, cue me running into his house blood streaming from my face and hands, 3 hours in casualty and i still have the scars.
not funny, no it wasn't
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, Reply)
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