Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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White Spirit (do not leave next to drinks)So our garage is joined on to our kitchen, and we keep all the bottles of drinky stuff on a shelf in the garage (to keep 'em cold or summin). Anyway, every so often I'll find a bottle of white spirit on this drinks shelf, that my dad claims to have 'put down' and 'forgotten about'.
The white spirit never has a label, and can only be identified by the ridgey-type bottle.
So it's not as if we can read the label and see the scary looking toxic symbol. My dad is a clumsy bastard, and he is continuously doing ridiculous things, but how can you repeatedly put something like that next to fluid we intend on ingesting, and forget about it?
I think hes waiting for one of us to roll in plastered and dehydrated...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:57, Reply)
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