Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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instructionsIn a Science lesson at school once. The lesson was on 'Forces', and the teacher had set up a practical exercise. She had split up the class into groups of 4, and supplied each group with a bottle of washing up liquid.
"See if you can open the washing up liquid, without touching the lid, using your knowledge of forces."
The other groups discussed at length how to solve the problem. Everyone was somewhat confused, apart from me. I placed the bottle on the floor, and stamped on the side as hard as i could.
*SPLAT*
Green liquid was plastered all over the floor, the cabinets and up the wall on the new blinds of the Science lab. The class fell silent. Forceful, eh?
I got my first afterschool detention on that fateful day, and was forced to return to the crime scene to assist the teacher in scrubbing the Fairy goodness from the walls of her beloved lab.
No fucker else got the bottle open, I should have got an A+! bitch
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:50, Reply)
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