Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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No user serviceable parts withinAttempting to insert additional RAM into a poorly made Middle Eastern computer, I needed to get underneath the box with those immortal words...
"Do not open - no user serviceable parts within"
Unable to release the box from its moorings, I instead decided to take it apart and reach through it.
Chip installed, I plugged my creation into the mains
*on*
*BANG*
*pfft*
The first and only time I have seen a real-live mushroom cloud (albeit only 3" across).
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:00, Reply)
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