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When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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I worked at a theatre company...
and one of my duties was to hold cue cards, you know, with actor's lines and whatnot on them for the gits too lazy to learn theirs.

Anyhoo, I was instructed to type them up myself one week, and cue me overusing the word cue on the cards (cos I'm like that) and cue me getting fired.

Cue me actually learning how to spell it.

Qu? Que? Cu? Kew? Queue? Damned if I knew.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:15, Reply)

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