Ignoring Instructions
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Tablet to be swallowed with water....
Having acquired a sleeve of nice, strong viagra from my father (cheers dad) and tried them out on the girl i was seeing in Manchester at the time (that was a great couple of nites), i returned to an unusally narcotics dry Canterbury.
Cue Friday nite sitting in with uni chums, no mandy, no charlie chang and no mary-jane....bugger! What are we going to do?
"Well i've got some Viagra, why don't we crush it and snort it?"
5 minutes later and 4 drugs cats (2 girls and 2 boys) kneel round the house mirror with a nice, semi-crushed line of concrete cock capsule in front of each of us.
I roll up the fiver (poor students) and bosch the line in one, what was the best i could hope for? Well, if you've ever been sprayed in the face with CS gas just take away the sensation of your skin burning off you face and transfer that to the back of your throat.
What did i learn from this? Stick to snorting things that you buy from dodgy dealers instead of 'safe' precription drugs. And no, my nose didn't go hard!
I did manage to mask the pain from my friends (apart from the watering eyes) until they all too had dispatched with their doses!
I guess you could compare what happened next to the scene in Withnail and I when Withnail drinks the lighter fluid apart from there were 4 of us trying to reach in our mouths and scratch our throats!
( , Fri 5 May 2006, 13:51, Reply)
Having acquired a sleeve of nice, strong viagra from my father (cheers dad) and tried them out on the girl i was seeing in Manchester at the time (that was a great couple of nites), i returned to an unusally narcotics dry Canterbury.
Cue Friday nite sitting in with uni chums, no mandy, no charlie chang and no mary-jane....bugger! What are we going to do?
"Well i've got some Viagra, why don't we crush it and snort it?"
5 minutes later and 4 drugs cats (2 girls and 2 boys) kneel round the house mirror with a nice, semi-crushed line of concrete cock capsule in front of each of us.
I roll up the fiver (poor students) and bosch the line in one, what was the best i could hope for? Well, if you've ever been sprayed in the face with CS gas just take away the sensation of your skin burning off you face and transfer that to the back of your throat.
What did i learn from this? Stick to snorting things that you buy from dodgy dealers instead of 'safe' precription drugs. And no, my nose didn't go hard!
I did manage to mask the pain from my friends (apart from the watering eyes) until they all too had dispatched with their doses!
I guess you could compare what happened next to the scene in Withnail and I when Withnail drinks the lighter fluid apart from there were 4 of us trying to reach in our mouths and scratch our throats!
( , Fri 5 May 2006, 13:51, Reply)
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