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When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Another one. Involving chili.
Got some chili sauce. "Who Dares Burns"
Rock and roll, thinks I, this should be fun.
It tasted absolutely disgusting and almost burnt the roof of my mouth off. So I thought I'd take it into school and start a poker tournament based around the hotsauce. Everyone got a taste first to know what they were getting in to. I told them to buy a drink beforehand. They didn't. Literally one drop later they were in hysterics looking for water.
First instruction ignored.
Poker tournament. Jakob loses, and consequently is instructed to chug the sauce. He ends up painting the walls and a guitar a lovely shade of bile. It was utter hilarity. Again, he didn't have a drink ready. I laughed until it hurt.
Looked at the bottle later on, "Eat sparingly. To be used as a condiment only, do not eat without accompanying food"
Second instruction ignored.
And what does lemon here do? He only goes and forgets about the trace amounts of chili on his fingers. Rubs eye and -discretely- picks nose a little bit. And so begins the 2-hour science lesson from hell. Eye streaming all that time and nose flaming.
"Do not make contact with the eye"
Third instruction ignored.
Nothing about cocks.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 17:25, Reply)

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