Ignoring Instructions
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Always wise in hindsight...
A friend of mine once sagely told me that if I ever was seriously considering the kidnap and sexual assault of a child, I must kill them and dispose of the body in quicklime afterwards.
It is only now, after being bum-fucked for the thousandth time in the prison showers, that I regret leaving so much living, breathing evidence.
( , Sun 7 May 2006, 6:03, Reply)
A friend of mine once sagely told me that if I ever was seriously considering the kidnap and sexual assault of a child, I must kill them and dispose of the body in quicklime afterwards.
It is only now, after being bum-fucked for the thousandth time in the prison showers, that I regret leaving so much living, breathing evidence.
( , Sun 7 May 2006, 6:03, Reply)
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