Ignoring Instructions
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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When people don't read the instructions...
...you can wind them up no end.
1. My brother once used my Mum's, "Ebony," hairspray. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Ebony. For beautiful afro hair." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that his hair was going to end up a curly minge of afroness.
2. My friend once sprayed his hair with fun party colour spray, the kind you get from fancy dress hire shops. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Last four to six weeks." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that he was going to go round like a red-headed munter for a month.
I laughed until I stopped.
( , Sun 7 May 2006, 18:05, Reply)
...you can wind them up no end.
1. My brother once used my Mum's, "Ebony," hairspray. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Ebony. For beautiful afro hair." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that his hair was going to end up a curly minge of afroness.
2. My friend once sprayed his hair with fun party colour spray, the kind you get from fancy dress hire shops. Picking up the can I pretend to read, "Last four to six weeks." Cue much hysteria and frantic concern that he was going to go round like a red-headed munter for a month.
I laughed until I stopped.
( , Sun 7 May 2006, 18:05, Reply)
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