Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Crowd surfing...Went to a marilyn manson gig with my mate Irish Cliff. Was rather good but full off the typical gothy types all acting evil, whilst remembering to be home before 11pm. Anyhoo, we thought to liven things up a little bit by attemtping to crowd surf. (I am of a slight build whilst being quite lanky. My mate Irish Cliff is a big stocky bastard with big Doc martin boots and a bald head).
After he pogged me up, I was instantly swimming upon the crowd, fending off the occasional grab at my balls with a well aimed kick in the face (c'mon Goth's love blood)...
I then turned around to see how my mate was doing... All I could see was his legs sticking out of the crowd as he's being dragged around but upside down. It was class! He was in that position for about twenty - thirty seconds, surrounded by a pile of unamused goth types, pissed off at his stray doc martins wildy flailing...
I lost him then after being dumped over the barrier before running off to the back. I later found him to have skid marks on his bald head, his pants and shirt ripped and he lost all his money.
Great days.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 13:02, Reply)
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