Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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HotI'm 30 and you'd think I'd know better (the grave's already beckoning).....
Annyhoo
The toaster's a metal thing in a plasticky type housing - the plastic bit doesn't get hot - it must be magic! Now, just how hot does the metal bit get? Before my brain engages, I've leaned over to touch the metal bit - a second later abject pain registers and my finger's burnt horribly. Doh.
I'd like to say that's the only thing I've done - apply the same story to the oven, pan, microwave dish, oven dish, hot tap, kettle - and repeat at least once a month. Over and over and over.....
/stupid!
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 13:30, Reply)
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