Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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A good friend of mine....known, ironically, as Large, has had a couple of mishaps in the kitchen.
Living on a diet of beer, chicken, ham, cheese and bread has always left him a little resticted in his diet, however he discovered chicken cordon bleu just a couple of years back.
Living in a shared house with his mate Gordie, he would regularly come back shit-faced. On one such night, he returned home pissed as a fart and chucked a couple of chicken lumps in the Aga. (Advice on instructions - Cook for 30 minutes)
He then proceeded to sit on the sofa, order Pizza and then eat said pizza following it's subsequent delivery. He then fucked off to bed.
Gordie returned a few hours later to find the Aga streaming smoke - The 30 minute guideline having been somewhat exeeded.
He ventured up to Large's beedroom with cries of "Large, wake up you fuckwit, you've set the oven on fire!"
Large then proceeded to dance around the kitchen in his boxer shorts, singing "We love you Largey" to the tune of the Andy Williams' classic "Can't take my eyes off of you".
3 Weeks later he did exactly the same thing again. Genious.
Apologies for length, etc...
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 8 May 2006, 14:16,
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