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This is a question Ignoring Instructions

When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Don't
Don't iron naked - Much potential for pain

Don't fry naked - Splashing of hot oil on one's privates hurts. A lot.

Don't go near the oven naked - Opening the door releases a blast of hot air. Not good.

Don't BBQ naked - not least of all your neighbours might not like it

Don't drive naked - You're naked cos it's hot and let's be honest, you'll be sweating, think about it, you don't want to be sitting in that again do you??
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 16:05, Reply)

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