Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Dont Play With FireBeing in the 'D' stream at school, you can imagine that my classmates and I were the jokers, those who got pissed in school etc! Anyway we caught on to the fact that if you spray deodorant through the hole in the lockers in our class room, then made a trail across the front of the locker and combined this with a lighter and paced it behind a desk quick enough, a fireball and a huge bang would result. Instruction 1 - Do not exceed to temperatures in excess of 50c. 2 - Under no circumstances must any student bring lighters knives guns or similar objects into school. the above were both broken by me and my mates, yeah... we got caught, GUILTY suspended... however one kid who had nothing to do with it owned up to taking part, even though he didn’t, he ended up getting suspended too... rule 3 don’t be a fannyflap and admit to things u didn’t do! nice one trev!
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 17:40, Reply)
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