Ignoring Instructions
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Failed to follow my instruction...
At the loveable age of five, I instructed my mother that if she did not comply with my demands I would break her finger (the demands I made escape me now, but knowing my mother she probably hid my cigars again). She chose to ingnore the caution she was clearly provided.
The result? No broken fingers, but by God did I try. And I would have done it too if it wasn't for my pesky father. He always was an interfering bastard.
( , Mon 8 May 2006, 20:53, Reply)
At the loveable age of five, I instructed my mother that if she did not comply with my demands I would break her finger (the demands I made escape me now, but knowing my mother she probably hid my cigars again). She chose to ingnore the caution she was clearly provided.
The result? No broken fingers, but by God did I try. And I would have done it too if it wasn't for my pesky father. He always was an interfering bastard.
( , Mon 8 May 2006, 20:53, Reply)
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