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When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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"Pull this"
In one of the physics labs at school there was a box with holes in it and different weights attached to ropes inside - the idea is you pull the ropes and feel the difference between the weights - anyway, it's double physics, late in a hot summer afternoon, our class is acting up and teacher is getting stressed - someone pulls one of the weights and the whole contraption falls over making a massive noise - Teacher blows a fuse "WHY DID YOU DO THAT??" etc etc.

The kid says, "But sir, it says "PULL" on it"

And it did. We spent the rest of the afternoon copying out from the textbook in silence. Great days.
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 14:16, Reply)

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