Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Shower GelOddly they don't put this in the instructions:
DO NOT USE AS LUBRICANT
Knocking one off in the shower's all well and good, but never, EVER, use it for a "dry run" and fail to wash it off after. If, like me, you ignore this common sense rule and fall asleep after a satisfying Radox hand shandy, expect to wake up to much peeling and stinging.
ESPECIALLY don't then repeat the following night, as the inevitable pain of rubbing shower gel into open wounds only surfaces well into the act, and can utterly ruin the after-glow.
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 18:11, Reply)
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