Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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I know is shouldnt....but i willEvery time my mum and dad go away on holiday im left a list of instructions. Every time they do this theese instructions are usually challenged...
Dont use the dog basket as a sledge and go down the stairs on them Cue a fractured hip and the possibilty of old person esque arthritis when im older
Also dont use your body board to surf down the stiars. Cue 4 of my frineds having to go to hospital
Dont subsutitue yor room as a whorehouse for the week....Cue not being able to sit down or piss without a burning sensation for weeks
Dont dye your hair black in the living room with the brand new cream carpets. The insurace refused to cover it
Dont invite every teenager you know round to the house and have a party. We had squatters we couldnt get rid of for ageeeeeeeees and there still finding remanants of the party
Dont let your friends get drunk and suggest they pierce any parts of your body. Septicemia HURTS.
General instructions
When you turn 18 dont take advamntage of people offering you credit cards. Im 20 now and my parents had to bail me out of 3k debt
Dont spent 5th and 6th year at school hammered and fail your exams. Dosnt really matter now cus im a holiday rep in majorcand i have the BEST. JOB.EVER.
Oh, dont smoke, dont drink and stay away from boys. To late Nowwwwwwww
I really should have listened to the, They do
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 21:05, Reply)
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