Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Nasal Spray'Do not use for more than seven days'
Used it for about four months continuously (the reason for which was hayfever, not because I like poking things up my nose).
It completely warped my sense of smell to such an extent that I emailed a torrent of abuse to someone on eBay who I'd bought a perfume off as I thought I'd been sent a vile-smelling fake.
This particular one of my vital senses did return to its original state eventually but I still abuse nasal sprays from time to time as I'm a sucker for instant gratification.
When my nose shrivels up and dies I'll be sorry I imagine!
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The Helpful Bear, Tue 9 May 2006, 21:12,
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