Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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camping....back in the days when boys were drunk, and we were boys, we has a dangerous hobby which we liked to persue.
the area in which we camped was pretty much wasteland. till i found tubes of some ceramic substance. (which i recently found out was asbestos) anyhoo,
back to the fun.
we used said tubes as mortars, build a fire and fire huge cans of hair spray hundreds of yards. in one case a dead moor hen. however, this continued till one of my Droogs found a camping gas stove. now this thing was huge. thing the size of say a small telly. an we decided to heave this thing on the fire. much hilarity ensued when my friends went to check on it 10 minutes later as hiding in a hole is for girls, while i was collecting firewood.
CABOOOOM!!
i turn to see my two best mates engulfed in a massive fireball.
this is where i discover in the most lifew threatening circumstances i am useless because i laugh my arse off.
they got off with slightly crispy eyebrows and ear ringing....
girth/length joke insert please.
Ryuken kai - How was our newyears remotely attached to the question :P
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 22:02, Reply)
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