Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Angela LansburyIt has long been my hobby to post tins of salmon to Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote, after an episode of Today with Des and Mel in which she appeared and stated a mild fondness for salmon.
One particular day I was in Tesco buying 452 tins of salmon to post to Angela when I reached the checkout. The old lady at the till scanned them all through and then said "please enter your P.I.N". I looked at her for a minute or two and then a lovely rage overcame me. I grabbed her by her throat and brought her face close to mine. Then I opened and ate every single tin of salmon right there in her face. When I finished I felt quite ill and went home to play scrabble.
(, Wed 10 May 2006, 7:54, Reply)
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