I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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While in New YorkI was traveling from our room to a friends 3 floors below. Due to the appealing lift system we went on foot down the stairs. I preformed this task in socks and being young and male it turned into a bit of a race.
As we reached the correct floor (I was leading) I slipped on the bottom stair, rotated 90 degrees in the air and landed one butt cheek on the last step, one on the floor below. After getting up and collecting my thoughts there was a distinct stretched and torn feeling in my ares.
My arse hurt for a good few days, a problem made worse by 8 hours of walking a day.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:16, Reply)
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