I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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as i haven't had a tan on my torso for the last 4 or 5 yearsi swallowed my pride and tried a tanning bed for the first time. my moral-support female friend advised me to not wear my boxers while i'm inside, so the fabric doesn't burn my arse.
well, she may have been on to something, but the bed itself burned the unholy shite out of my buttocks, i now have a large red oval on each, and to make matters worse i couldn't get my bollocks to lay to the side on my thighs so they kept slipping down and getting scorched on the hot plastic. i won't describe that burn mark.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:40,
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