I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Oh dear, not so funnyI developed an annoying ache in my left testicle about two years ago. I also noticed that it had a strange habit of returning into the body cavity whence it came.
I went to the docs.
They said I had twisted it. Quite common, I hear.
Two weeks later I was in serious pain.
I went to the local hospital. I had an ultrasound investigation.
I was told I had testicular microlithiasis - rare enough for my GP to not have heard of it. Basically, I've got a stony ball. There may or may not be an elevated risk of cancer.
Fortunately, it doesn't hurt much and I've got used to it.
Still, not fun.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:44,
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