I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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How come the scrotum has the magic ability to get incredibly, relentlessly itchy but not initially painful?For example, my ballbags often itch like buggery, as is true with most men (and a few odd women). However, they are impossible to scratch, as there is no "substance" to scratch against. Thus, a "breadcrumbing" method has to be used, which ends up making it more itchy, and eventually ends up drawing blood and creating large amounts of scar tissue.
Ouch. Damn you, jesus.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:47,
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